what she needs every day 💯 Someone to tell you you're beautiful. Someone to tell you they mean it. Someone to tell you I love you every day and don't got a reason. Someone to bring you peace. Someone to help you see. Someone to pick you up when you're feeling down, feeling lonely. Somebody who can make it better. Somebody who can open up those gate
Jake asks a cringeworthy question about his mom. I have a question. Yeah? How smart do you have to be to have sex? Well, actually... No, no, no! Can I... No, no, no! But I was... No, no, no! Oh, come on! No, no, no! Why do you ask? Well, mom's boyfriend's a doctor. Yeah. And doctors are supposed to be smart, right? Not as smart as they think they a
True peace comes from realizing who you are. Listen. Everybody chasing millions, but peace. Peace is priceless. I don't have to own the whole world. I just want enough to enjoy the life I live. Sam the motivator. Never give up. I don't need a mansion sitting on a hill. If my little home can bring my heart still. I don't need ten cars lined in a row
When you're home with the kids too long, you forget what it's like to talk to another adult. Okay? And I've seen this first hand. We took a 36-hour escape. I did a show in California, so why don't you come with me, we'll go to a beautiful dinner, have a beautiful hotel room, and we'll enjoy ourselves for 36 hours without the kids. She goes, 'Okay,
I'm gonna say this one more time for the people in the back that don't seem to be listening, okay? If you're going out in the street making signs, pink signs, and throwing pink street parties and calling Lindsey Clancy an American hero because she's on a murder trial for murdering her three children, then you have mental illness. I didn't say that
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