A little boy has diarrhea and says to his mom, "I need some Viagra." mom says, "Why?" little boy says, "Isn't that what you give dad when his shit won't get hard?"
POV: you get to the job site... and the benjamin is still on the nightstand 😠What? You got to be fucking lying. What's wrong, dude? Hell no, oh my god, hell no.
Wow 😂😂😂 I uh, just paid off my student loan. I got a lady's number. Women don't understand me. I gave a lady friend the heart symbol, and she brought me a defibrillator. 40 years ago when I started doing stand-up, everyone told me it was a great way to meet women. We'll see. I joined a dating site for people my age called Carbon Dating. I asked a l
I Love Music. THE ANIMALS. THE HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN. VOX. Premier. There is a house in New Orleans, they call the Rising Sun. And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy, and God I know I'm one. My mother was a tailor, she sewed my new blue jeans. My father was a gambling man, down in New Orleans. Now the only thing a gambler needs is a suitcase a
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