A man attempts to separate two cars that are stuck together. He pushes the white car, then the blue car. When he pushes the white car again, it suddenly moves forward, causing him to fall and get briefly trapped between the two vehicles. He quickly gets up, seemingly unharmed. An exclamation of surprise is heard.
Hey mom. Two people are working at a morgue. One guy walks up to the other and goes, 'This lady has a shrimp sticking out of her vagina.' The guy looks real confused and walks over and goes, 'That's not a shrimp, that's the clit.' And he goes, 'Well, it sure tasted like shrimp!'
Hello, I'm calling for a friend. He could be dying soon. Why's that? He eats a lot of fried chicken. Tremendous amounts of fried chicken, actually. And cheeseburgers, lots of cheeseburgers. Probably too many cheeseburgers. Okay. And he's done some things, not great things. Although he's a great man, probably one of the greatest men ever. But some t
New Skill Unlocked See the Result. Kafmancoffee. A person demonstrates making latte art in a cup, creating a flower pattern. Then, they intentionally spill coffee and milk on a counter and use a squeegee to create a large-scale latte art design while cleaning.
I had two guys. They work at DNA testing centers. One guy had to quit, one guy still works there. He told me 40% of the children are not the man's child. 40%. He said 40% and it's usually two scenarios. It's where the person is getting a DNA test because the woman claims that is their child, turns out it's not. The other one is where the parent is
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