A Married man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his cell phone as "LOW BATTERY" With no ringtone. Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife, take his phone and put it on the charger. He was nominated for a "NOBEL PRIZE" For "Innovation and peace!" [Laughter]
TikTok @takisharemgarage. How long tradition, passed down the line, six string religion, stealing rhyme, don't need permission. I do my time, raised on the road, yeah, that's mine. Outlaw tradition, blood and bone, county lines, back roads, microphone.
Can you Imagine parents in the future, explaining to their children how they met? "Well... I posted a selfie that your father "LIKED" And sent Me a D*CK P!C And here we are!"
NEVER MISS THE END. People are cheering and laughing during a traditional stick-hitting race. Participants run while hitting a stick on the ground. One man in a white shirt is comically struggling to coordinate his movements, making the crowd laugh.
Paying Just To Exist. They took the trees, our fruit trees, and then sold us back the fruit. They took the water next, the rivers, the rain, the springs that fed civilizations for thousands of years. They took the water, bottled it, and sold it back to us. They took the land, land that existed long before any human being drew lines around it and to
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