A wife comes home early from work and walks into the bedroom. She sees her husband with a much younger woman in bed and absolutely loses it. She says, "That's it. I've had enough. I want a divorce." The husband says, "Whoa, whoa. Before you make any decisions, at least let me explain." He says, "On my way home, I saw this poor young woman stranded
TikTok @charmersplace SS 1969. She said, sitting, looking pretty, broken nose and laughing eyes. You're a mystery, always running wild, like a child out at home.
Hi. Charlie. Veronica. How's life treating you, Veronica? Not too bad. How about you? Well, that depends on which answer you want. There's more than one? Well, I could give you the everything's hunky-dory, I live at the beach, drive a nice car, and have a python in my pants answer. Or I could tell you the truth. You have an inchworm in your pants?
HE IS HERE AND HE IS LISTENING. My beloved child, please don't skip this moment, as I have been waiting so long just to speak with you before you rush into another day. I know the heavy burden you've been carrying in silence and the tears no one else has ever seen. You have been asking in the darkness, Lord, are you still there? And I want you to k
The best answer in Jeopardy history. This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker. What's a hoe? No. Whoa. They teach you that in school in Utah, huh? What's a rake? A rake is right.
Speed and Shine TikTok @speedandshinetv Chitty Chitty Bang Bang GEN II INTENSE SHINE & PROTECT SPRAY & WIPE CARNAUBA WAX THANK YOU WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS PLEASE DRIVE SAFE
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