A woman drills a man's buttock with a power drill while he is standing on a stool. He jumps down in pain and surprise, then curses at her. The woman laughs at his reaction. The man says: "Are you crazy, damn it! I'm the third one, damn it!"
A little boy is outside raking leaves with his grandpa when he spots an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. The kid says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in the hole." Grandpa laughs, "I'll bet you $5 you can't. That worm is too wiggly and that hole is too small." The boy runs inside and comes back with a can of hairspray. He spray
BLACK SABBATH Generals gathered in their masses Just like witches and Black masses Evil minds that plot Destruction Sorcerer of death's Construction In the field the Bodies burning As the war machine Keeps turning Death and hatred To mankind Poisoning their brain Washed minds Lord yeah!
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