An eagle landed on Lake Ontario's shore, ready to change the map once more. He said, 'Nobody's built a sign this size!' Then raised it up before our eyes. A beaver spotted the grand display, chewed it down before midday. The sign crashed with one loud crack, the eagle swore he'd soon be back. Lake Ontario. That name will not change. Lake Ontario. S
She's a mom. Don't forget, she's a mom now. Oh my gosh, she's a mother doing that. God forbid a girl likes to dance. Okay? How do you think babies are made? I'll be bouncing on... I'm practicing for next time. I want more babies.
Back up there, sticky fingers. Okay. If you think that'll help. You think you can guess my pin? No. I can deduce it. Really? Would you like to make a wager? Loser tips for the rest of the day. Generously? Of course. You're on. Your birthday is November 11th. 11-11. But you grew up at 7310 Lake Street. Good listener, but you're not even close. Your
THIS YOUNG KAREN LITERALLY CRASHED OUT. Just wait for the cops. Just wait for the cops. Wait for the cops. Just wait for the cops. You started driving at me so I stop. She started driving at me so I stopped. You drove the front of your car into mine. You drove the front of your car into mine. Here's the cops. Where is the car? I'm pressing charges
A black convertible car has crashed into the front of a Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen restaurant. A blonde woman in a short pink dress is seen getting out of the driver's side, seemingly trying to retrieve something from the car. A man approaches her and tells her to leave the car and run. The woman expresses fear of going to jail and asks the man to h
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