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Are you still drinking? No, I stopped drinking. So if I see you drinking? I'm celebrating how I stopped drinking.

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avatar Mark Manson

But this one was special, a special to me. Is it just my imagination? Killing me. All I ever want is you.

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avatar Mark Manson

Why do women close their eyes during **x? Because they can't stand to see a man having a good time. Why are blondes buried in triangular coffins? Because as soon as the head hits the pillow, the legs know what to do. A little longer than a few minutes later. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your girlfriend has to chew before sh

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avatar Zoe ZZZ

When the drunk girl at the end of the bar said "Dad never loved me"

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avatar John Paul

CENSORED PRIVACY @varsitypussies D.O.$M. FREE. We'll give you sloppy double toppy. You deserve a triumphant mouthful of me.

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