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wasn't expecting that. She has much more than I had bargained for. She's got that style. She's got that smile. She's got the walk. She's got the talk. She's got that zing. There's just one thing. She's got a penis. She's got that flair. Knows what to wear. She's got that face. That girl is great. She's got pizzazz. Too bad she has a penis. My life'
Four friends were chatting. One of them said, "I'll be right back. I need to use the bathroom." As soon as he left, the first friend said, "My son is so successful that he gifted his best friend a brand new Mercedes-Benz for his birthday." The second friend replied, "That's nothing. My son is even richer. He gifted his best friend a private jet." T
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