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One of the funny things about narratives is that you can spin them in ways that you might never expect. For example, there is a chemical substance, dihydrogen monoxide. It is the primary component of all deadly cancers, of all deadly bacteria. Thousands of people die from inhalation of this chemical every year in the United States alone. It is the
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