Being married is like being an AA. My friends ask me, like, how's your marriage going? One day at a time, man. I didn't say anything wrong today, but I don't know what tomorrow is going to bring. Hi, my name is Adam, and I'm a married man. It's been six months since my last decision. I felt the urge to have an opinion the other day.
Third time this week. How could you do that don't you understand it's men like you that are terrible and disgusting and polluting I'm on the phone bro. Please be quiet. Sorry about that. I'm still here. What was that? For real?
Bill Clinton doesn't want to testify, so guess what? You're going to be held in contempt. Unanimously by the committee in a bipartisan manner, we will move next week in the House Oversight Committee markup to hold former President Clinton in contempt of Congress. You know what that means? CLINTON JUST IN: Clinton to Held in CONTEMPT. TESTIFY. COMMITTEE. YOU KNOW. MEANS.
ICE agent brags that he makes $200k with a high school degree
You should be ashamed of yourself, man. He is. You love my job, thank you. You love your job? I can't believe I get paid for this. Really? I do this for free. Really, I get 200 people. How long did you go to school for that? 12 years. I went to high school. I make 100 days.
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