Breaking news! The banana is missing! Found it! You caught me! Here comes trouble! Hey buddy! You know everybody on the street! I love you! Give me a kiss! Hey I'm home! Ice cream! Chocolate! What was that? It was an accident! Mom's coming! What were you two doing? Act normal! Who made that mess? Nobody's watching! Alexa, what's for dinner? No broc
The joke is on you. See, you thought you voted for Abdul Elsayed. The whole time you voted for Abdul Rahman Muhammad Exailey. I didn't see that dude's name on nobody's list. I didn't hear that one time. Why did he wait until he won to let us know that his name was Abdul Rahman Muhammad Exailey? All of us thought it was Abdul Elsayed or Elsaid, not
POV: I'm raising kind kids. Not defenseless ones. And I'm damn sure not raising bystanders. I'm going to say something that's going to piss some people off and I don't care anymore. I have raised my daughters and will continue raising my daughters that you don't throw the first punch, but you're ass better throw the last. You don't stand there and
When your wife tries to prank you back... If you can get this money under this bowl without touching the bowl, then you can keep the money that's under it, okay? You can't touch it. Done. How? There's no money under there. Look for yourself. What the hell? Are you kidding me? What did you do? How? How did you do that? A magician never reveals his s
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