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avatar Isabella Lewis

Bro fell asleep mid air 😭

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avatar John Paul

TIGNES. Ha! Pimp of the motherfucking year. Give it up, give it up, give it to me. A big Mac, double dick shake. And this zone. So I'm gonna get sick with it. Give me drink your mom and let me get with it. Yeah, 'cause I'm gonna be the...

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avatar Anthony Miller

When the wizard (EMS) casts a resurrection spell (Narcan) on me, so I can continue battling my arch nemesis (the waiter at Waffle House). I can breathe! I can fight!

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avatar Jeremy Jordan

We're out there shooting the scene. All of a sudden there's this guy with dreadlocks. I've done it 20 times. I know all these guys by name. Now there's this guy like running at me with these fucking dreadlocks. Who is this fucking clown? Then he fucking reaches back. I'm like, this dude's gonna fucking hit me. And sure enough, he just throws a fuck

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

I can't believe I almost scrolled. I was studying like all morning. And then I made cookies. They're so good. I'll bring them over later. Are they ready? Okay, try this. Oh my god. Mmm. Is it good? Yeah, but I'm allergic to peanuts. Or nuts? No. I'm allergic to peanuts. What do you mean? Can you check? Um, you know, it makes my cheeks swell. I'm al

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avatar John Paul

POV: its 12 a.m. in the 2000s and you left Cartoon Network on. Saturday Lineup. 10:00 Robot Chicken, 10:30 Aqua Teen Hunger Force, 11:00 The Venture Bros., 11:30 Metalocalypse, 12:00 Family Guy, 12:30 Bleach, 1:00 Naruto, 1:30 Eureka Seven, 2:00 FLCL. All times and music ending.

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