Can I have some? That's it. You're a baby. You get a whole sandwich and I get a sample. I'm young, not stupid. Good evening, are you ready to order? Yes, but I have one question. Of course. Why is the kids' menu so small? Because it's for children. Then why is my appetite not small? Okay, what would you like? Everything. Everything? Yes, I'm growin
POV: Arnold is narrating National Geographic. Here is Arnold Schwarzenegger narrating a National Geographic movie. Then the bumblebee, he's flying around in a circle, he's trying to get something to eat. He's very hungry and he's nourished to get yummy in the tummy. He's crazy, he's a little cute fellow. He wants to get nectar to get yummy in this
Names Roofus Moonshiner. Yesterday, I was laying on the couch when I heard Daddy open refrigerator. I jumped up immediately. Could've been cheese. Could've been chicken. Could've been a life-changin' opportunity. Turns out he grabbed a bottle of water. I stared at him like he'd just betrayed the family. All that excitement for WATER? I walked outsi
A deal you can't resist. Let me take these joints off your hand. All profit, you know what I mean? All profit. You give them to me for 15, I flip it, put 150 grand in your pocket today. Today? Fuck that, matter of fact, two hours. Man. Speak cool, man. What's up? Fuck is the deal?
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