Names Roofus Moonshiner. Yesterday, I was laying on the couch when I heard Daddy open refrigerator. I jumped up immediately. Could've been cheese. Could've been chicken. Could've been a life-changin' opportunity. Turns out he grabbed a bottle of water. I stared at him like he'd just betrayed the family. All that excitement for WATER? I walked outsi
A deal you can't resist. Let me take these joints off your hand. All profit, you know what I mean? All profit. You give them to me for 15, I flip it, put 150 grand in your pocket today. Today? Fuck that, matter of fact, two hours. Man. Speak cool, man. What's up? Fuck is the deal?
This scene from movie Mall Cop is really how it be, He had the The pain doesn't seem drunk as at least 3 years training in distress recognition. Sure, he sense that an attractive lady sitting by herself looks like she seemed a bit lonely. So before you retreat behind that wall we all put up, just know that officers at Panera is here for you. Maybe
Get the hell out. Yeah, just like you. You lied about your citizenship to Egypt as well. Now you lie, you're a jewel. You're a awful citizen. You're a awful citizen. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Don't fucking hit me. No, no, no. No! Hey! Goodbye. We're leaving. We're leaving. Hey. You're not allowed to touch me here. Yeah. Don't fucking push
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