when you pick hours in a psych ward I ate some gummies, I have some questions. If the early bird gets the worm, then why do good things come to those who wait? If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off? Why have I never seen a baby pigeon? If you describe something as indescribable, then haven't you just described it? If I get ou
Daddy, your wife has a problem. What? What's the problem? She does nothing. No cooking, no playing, no food. I'm starving. She's on TikTok all day. Hmm. What should I do? Change your wife. Hello daddy. Where is mama? Daddy mama busy cleaning your house. My house? Yes. You call later. She has work. Okay. Tell her I love her. Mama, daddy says love yo
Mexican American for Trump. I think sometimes I got a bone to pick with some of you Mexican Americans out there. You're a bunch of pussies, too, some of you. And the reason why is because you sit there and you say oh, Trump said that I was a rapist. Oh, he said that they were all murderers. Now he wasn't fucking talking about you, you fucking dumb
Stop being so fucking nice to everyone. Seriously, what the fuck has being nice gotten you? Used, drained, taken for granted, and completely fucked over by people who couldn't give a shit about you. They'll smile right in your face, waste your time, suck every bit of energy out of you, and take whatever the fuck they can get. But the second you nee
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