Chef. What? I don't like this water. What's wrong with the water? It's too wet. Too wet? Yes. I want dry water. Dry water? Yes. What the fuck is dry water? Water, but dry. It's water, it's supposed to be fucking wet. And make it gluten-free. Gluten-free? Yes, please. It's fucking water, there's no gluten in it. So can you make it dry? You want dry
Holy weapons hunt nocturnal monsters. Did I scare you? No. Get it! Keep running, Carl! And I'll say you can go when you're dead! Be happy in the knowledge that I shall weep over your dead body.
When you're old enough to feed yourself... but still act like a baby. Food, pleeeeeease. Mum, please? I'm hungry! You can feed yourself. I forgot how, please helppp
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