Comedian Michael Joiner. SPOTIFY APPLE MUSIC. Why Cooter Can't Keep a Woman. Cooter, if you don't mind my asking, how many ex-wives and girlfriends have you had? Only 3 so far this year. There was the girl I broke up with in the wheelchair. I liked her. What happened? She said I pushed her too far. How about that girl with a wooden leg? Oh, I broke
There's one thing about being in your 30s no one tells you about. You never know exactly when it'll happen, but one day, seemingly out of nowhere, you're gonna love birds for no reason at all. You're gonna love birds.
POV: You ate 8 deviled eggs right before a 7-hour flight. What the fuck? Damn, that shit stinks in Jesus name. Lord help us. Lord have mercy. What the fuck is that smell?
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