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avatar Sophia Rich

Dad, the pharmacist said your gonorrhea prescriptions ready. Dad, would jock itch cream work for your rash? Dad, why did the housekeeper ask you to pick her up a morning after pill? Sorry, Dad. That was a faggot.

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

So, you don't believe in borders? Honestly? Borders are man-made. Yep. Wait, hold on. If borders are man-made, then what land was stolen? The land of the Tonga people or Los Angeles. But hold on. Okay. Is it stolen land? Or is it not? Okay, so. If there's no borders, what are the borders? Because you put it up. I'm not getting it. The borders are

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

Scalp. Scalp. Scalp. Scalp. Scalp.

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avatar Mark Manson

Rapunzel, let down your hair. That's OK, never mind.

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avatar Zoe ZZZ

Bull! Don't you dare. Don't you dare. I know you too long. I don't want you to do that. Frog. Debbie, I'm sorry. I didn't mess you up, I don't think. I think you're fine. I just had to say it. Because we've said our minds work alike. I knew...

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

Al Bundy Was Wrong For This One On this day It tells me you're a girl, which means your opinion means less to me than the dog's. On this day means less to me than the dog. On this day, Daddy, I would rather be reading. Does that tell you anything? As a woman viewer, what's your opinion, Pumpkin?

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