DEPORT THEM ALL. You have to be an American and speak English in order to drive a truck in Florida. And cops are enforcing this. It's a remarkable video here of a cop saying, 'Can you read English?' to a truck driver that was handed a CDL license in California. Totally suicidal. The guy can't even read basic English and this man is barreling down y
Arthur, we need your gun down there. Get to the front door. WEAPONS ITEMS. THROWABLES DYNAMITE. Damage, Range, Fire Rate, Reload, Accuracy, Condition. REGULAR. Arthur, come on!
He's not very sophisticated when it comes to adult sexual relationships. Yours? Alan, she's like 16. And again I ask, yours? No, she's coming from Jake's room. Why would a girl be leaving Jake's room at 7:00 in the morning? Why do you think? Ohh, c'mon. He's 16. Not everybody waits till they're a junior in college, Alan. No, no, this is unacceptabl
DUE TO THE RISING COSTS OF MEDICAL TESTS, ALL YOU CAN DO IS PEE UNDER A TREE AND WAIT A BIT: IF ANTS GATHER = DIABETES. IF GRASS DRIES UP = HIGH SALTS. IF IT SMELLS LIKE BBQ = HIGH CHOLESTEROL. IF YOU FORGET TO PULL UP YOUR PANTS = ALZHEIMER'S.
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