Did you know that Jim Carrey was initially offered $350,000 for the role of Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber (1994), but turned it down, asking for $400,000? The studio said no. But then Ace Ventura came out and was an unexpected hit. About a week after the film debuted, the studio agreed to the $400,000 price tag, but Carrey turned it down, want
I get $20 on pump 3? 20, yeah. That's only a dollar? Oh shit, my bad, brother. What's that, man? It's a printer. You never seen that? Do it again??? You have a dollar? Bro, look at this. You never seen this? It's a money printer. You have a dollar? I can print you as much money as you guys want. Hey, Bobby! Look at that, man. I found this, I'll tel
They don't make comedy like this anymore 😂 Afternoon, everybody. Norm! Hey, Mr. P. How's life in the big city? Hey, what'd I tell you about those fat jokes? Uh, what's in the box there, Norm? Only my brand-new Turbo Flex Airmasters with the custom pump fit and the night reflector racing stripe. Ah, whoa! Ooh, look at that! Major shoe. And check out
Now this might be look just like rubber glove and plastic bottle, but I show you is much more because when you give squeeze, you get middle finger that say fuck you.
CAN'T BE WHO YOU WANT ME TO BE. STEEL RESERVE. Can't be who you want me to be, sorry but I just can't be. I just have to be me, I just have to be me. Ever since my wife died, I've been in a free fall spiral every day since, got me feeling suicidal. Women have come, women have gone, I'm just an old man, so stay the fuck off my lawn. I had to deal wi
Who's your celebrity crush? I don't think I have one. Come on, everyone has a celebrity crush. Mine is Brad Pitt. Not me. Yeah, cuz you're the only woman I want. Just humor me. If I like had had to pick someone, it'd probably be like... Sydney Sweeney. What? Nothing, I just... I just don't look like her. What? Sydney Sweeney. I I look nothing like
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