Didn't god know what was going to happen? You die and then you go up to get judged, right? God pops in the DVD, like, 'Well, I don't know about this right here. Mind explaining yourself?'. This might be the most arrogant thing I say all night, but I actually resent the fact that I'm going to get judged someday. Like if that's true, if somebody's go
Today is Christmas. There will be a magic show at 09:30. Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer communism with the aid of God and a few Marines. God has a heart on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays his games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fre
I'm court-ordered to take a class at HVCC and they tell me I shouldn't offend women, and this was the class that was supposed to teach me how to not offend women. God created me the way I am. I talk the way I do because God made me this way. If I offend you, that's life, all right? But these teachers, they tell you not to offend women, but yet they
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