Today is Christmas. There will be a magic show at 09:30. Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer communism with the aid of God and a few Marines. God has a heart on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays his games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fre
I'm court-ordered to take a class at HVCC and they tell me I shouldn't offend women, and this was the class that was supposed to teach me how to not offend women. God created me the way I am. I talk the way I do because God made me this way. If I offend you, that's life, all right? But these teachers, they tell you not to offend women, but yet they
I get to be the today. Breaking news: California governor Gavin Newsom moving to commute all 548 death sentences in the Golden State. Those inmates would instead serve life without parole. Newsom says state-sanctioned killing is incompatible with California's values. The decision still requires review by the state Supreme Court. He is not wrong. It
I'll never understand where the left gets 'racist and homophobic' from Charlie Kirk. You will never be the best version of yourself if you allow other people to convince you that you can't be better because of your skin color, because of your sexual identity, because of the community you came from. You must resist those narratives at all costs if y
Not So Innocent. Whoever has seen male shame, here stands a bowl of holy water. Come forward and wash your eyes. Whoever has touched male shame, wash your hands. And can I quickly rinse my mouth before anyone's washed their ass?
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