Do you think that illegal immigrants should get free healthcare? No, I think illegal immigrants should get a free flight home. I think they should be sent home immediately because here's the thing. You cannot be an American if your first act was breaking America's laws by coming into this country illegally. No free healthcare for illegals, no free
Oh my god, this is it. I can't believe I'm doing this. So everybody is confused. How are we gonna get out of this? Johnny, I think one of the things is that people keep looking to government for the answer, and government's the problem. A moment ago you asked, you know, about people and feeling not only confused but low and down in America. First o
IF MARTY McFLY HAD SEX WITH HIS MOM. I don't know what it is... but for some reason... when I kiss you... It's like I'm kissing... my brother. Believe me. It makes perfect sense. It just feels wrong... And yet... so right! What do you mean, you had sex with your own mother?! She was throwing herself at me, Doc! Jesus Christ, Marty! She's a lot youn
I finally found a challenge that only men can do. You ready? Let's see if you can give it a try. Okay, yeah. What is it? Oh, is it like this? I can do this. What are you doing? What are you... I don't understand. Oh, are you not blinking? I can not blink. Oh, you are blinking. I'm very confused. What are you doing? Oh, like that? Oh, are you trying
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