FELLAS: if a woman wants to sleep with you, she's going to let you know. You won't even have to ask. Listen. I left my marriage in my early thirties and started dating again, and I realized very quickly that men fall into one of 3 categories. The first category would be the men who don't even bother to get to know you. They immediately try to sleep
Part 1. Mister Robinson's Neighborhood Best Moments (SNL). I'm all alone today, but that don't mean you can stay too long, 'cause my wife will be home from work soon. Can you say bitch? I'm sure you can. That's our special word today, you know. Come sleep. It's a very special word. Do you know any? I'm sure you do. They come in all colors: black, w
Steven, how the test result go? I got an A in English. Okay, we take average. And an A in science. No problem. And I got a B in math. Sorry, I didn't hear properly. What you say? I actually got a B in math. *lol* Honey, come down lah! You won't believe what Steven said! He said he got B in math! *LMFAO* Our son forgot he's Asian! Uncle Roger leh, y
Quarter to close. You should have left it there. You walked in loud at quarter to close. Mud on the floor, one hand in your coat. My coffee sat cold by the invoices due. You said, 'We got business.' I said, 'Not with you.' You leaned on the counter and showed me your teeth. Put my brother's name where a warning should be. I killed the welder, the w
things in my 80s car that just make sense. one to open, one to start. no cup holders anywhere. sexy chrome controls, bout half of them still functioning. big comfy bench seats. tiny mirrors cause not a single blind spot. ashtrays and lighters for every passenger. hours of tapes.
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