I've got a butthole keeps on winking and I want to lick it up. That musty little stinker needs a trusty little tongue. I want to lick your butthole and I want to do it now. So bend on over honey, I'm about to go to town. Show me the butthole. Show me the way down to your butthole where I can play. Catch shiny starfish. I want to carve it. Show me t
WAIT FOR IT. I'm gonna kill him. Allahu Akbar? Allahu Akbar! Hey, look at his face. He's starting to cry now. Listen. I didn't bring religion in this. He's the one that fucking brought this into us. And let me tell you, you fucking goat-fuckers.
Metallica Woodstock '99 Wherever I may roam. And the road becomes my bride. I strip to all my pride. To one who could provide. It just keeps me satisfied. Gives me all I need. And the dust to grow I breathe. For the knowledge I'm enslaved. To the skin I stay enslaved. Go on, go on, go on. Go on, go on, go on. Wherever I may roam. Wherever I may roa
Who's to say that the boy would be happier your way or mine? Why not let him decide? Now I'm afraid it don't work that way. You can't let a young'un decide for himself. He'll grab at the first flashy thing with shiny ribbons on it. Then when he finds out there's a hook in it, it's too late. Wrong ideas come packaged with so much glitter it's hard t
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