I was at the gym the other day. I'm waiting to get on the treadmill. About half of them are broken and the rest are busy. I'm just standing there waiting my turn and the guy that works there, he's all peppy. He comes over, he goes, 'Hey, we got a StairMaster, we got elliptical, those are available. They give you the same kind of workout.' I said, '
Y'ALL KNOW I LOVE ELDERLY PEOPLE. Absolutely love them. My favorite human beings on earth. They got no filter, don't give a shit what they say. That being said, if you are out and about, you need to know time and place for certain phone conversations. And certain phone conversations should not be in the middle of a store during the holiday season w
Baby anything for you, that's what I say every time. Every time you ask me for a little piece of my time. You don't have to say you love me. You don't have to promise forever. I'll still be right here beside you through every kind of weather. And I know you told me plainly, we may never be that way. But that doesn't change the heart of mine. It lov
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