German Dads when you come home drunk at 14 the first one to throw up. German Dads when you slam the car door too hard. Well, I hope you were not the first one to throw up, no? Okay, off to bed with you. I'm very proud. This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.
Oh my gosh, it's just a rug, look at the cat. Oh my gosh, it's not a real hole. See, look at her. Oh my gosh, it's not a rug. Oh my gosh, it's not a rug. It's not a rug. See, look at her, she knows.
You're still here? Yeah. After a wonderful night, I thought we could get some breakfast. Clearly you're not familiar with how this works. See, you're supposed to be already gone. There's no breakfast. Here, let me help you to the door. You're a jerk, Glenn Quagmire!
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