Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a Wilderness Explorer in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir? No. Could help you cross the street? No.
You have no enemies, you say? Alas! My friend, the boast is poor; He who has mingled in the fray Of duty, that the brave endure, Must have made foes! If you have none, Small is the work that you have done. You've hit no traitor on the hip, You've dashed no cup from perjured lip, You've never turned the wrong to right, You've been a coward in the fi
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I'll tell you what I think Shane's mistake was on Saturday Night Live. You can't go around talking about women like that. If you wanna talk about gender and not seem like a misogynist, here's the trick. You don't say you're talking about women, you say you're talking about white women. 'Cause if you're like, 'Women complain too much,' people are li
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