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avatar Charlie Chocolate

Grandma broke it all the way down. My first husband was a banker. Then I married a circus ringmaster. Next was a preacher. And now in my age, I'm with a funeral director. Why such diverse careers? One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go.

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avatar Agni Gauss

Stop eating my bait! You can't! Fuck off!

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avatar John Paul

He's speaking for every man. Drink. You know, I'm a little... I would love... I don't need a whole life story. Just yes or no. No.

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

POV: you're working with the doctor who has no filter. What brings you in? Hi, my butt hurts, like around the entrance. Around the entrance? Yeah. It's an exit, and it's going to keep hurting as long as you keep calling it an entrance. Oh. Change the traffic pattern, you'll thank me.

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avatar John Paul

When Live TV Goes Wrong #9. I'm so pale. You're on it. Today snow is crippling much of the Washington lowlands. Deidre Mengedoht. Deidre Mega-doo-doo. I'm sorry, Mengu-doo. Once it's turned on, the sign will spell out Deli-cat-essen. Can you demonstrate for us what it's like to brush our teeth pet just a little bit? Certainly. It's going to be area

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