Hey. Hey. Hey, I'm Karen. I live a couple houses down the street. So I was wondering, um, could you guys maybe go easy on the fireworks this year? My dog, she gets really nervous. She doesn't sleep, she prances around. Oh, sorry. Oh, wait, two houses down the street? The big brown dog? Yes, yeah, that's her. The one that stays up until like 11:30,
LOOKING GLASS - BRANDY (YOU'RE A FINE GIRL)
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She's a fine girl, what a good wife you would be. But my life, my love, and my lady is the sea. There's a girl in this harbor town, and she works day and night. She serves them whiskey and wine. Brandy, you're a fine girl.
MEN, THERE ARE FIVE DANGEROUS WOMEN YOU MUST AVOID. I SHALL EXPLAIN. NUMBER 1. A WOMAN SURROUNDED BY MANY MEN WHOM SHE CALLS HER FRIENDS. SHE'S A CHEAT AND A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR. THOSE MEN ARE YOUR REPLACEMENT. AVOID HER. NUMBER 2. A WOMAN WHO WANTS YOU FOR YOUR MONEY AND BRINGS YOU NO VALUE. SHE'S A FINANCIAL VAMPIRE AND PARASITE. SHE'LL RUIN YOU. A
Why do men refuse to read fun books? Like anytime I ask a boy what they're reading, it's like "The Road Ahead" by Bill Gates or "Catcher in the Rye" or some sort of like, you know, self-help book on time management and productivity. Why are you guys never reading like "Fourth Wing" or a Madeline Miller book? Ooh! Like why are you guys against havin
After a woman drives,... Man struggles to adjust the car seat, steering wheel, and mirror. He turns on the radio, which is loud. He sees the low fuel warning. He gets a gas can. The woman says, "Oh babe, I forgot, I got a small scratch on the back of the car, but it should be fine." The man sees the heavily damaged car and screams in frustration.
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