LOOKING GLASS - BRANDY (YOU'RE A FINE GIRL)
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She's a fine girl, what a good wife you would be. But my life, my love, and my lady is the sea. There's a girl in this harbor town, and she works day and night. She serves them whiskey and wine. Brandy, you're a fine girl.
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Why do men refuse to read fun books? Like anytime I ask a boy what they're reading, it's like "The Road Ahead" by Bill Gates or "Catcher in the Rye" or some sort of like, you know, self-help book on time management and productivity. Why are you guys never reading like "Fourth Wing" or a Madeline Miller book? Ooh! Like why are you guys against havin
After a woman drives,... Man struggles to adjust the car seat, steering wheel, and mirror. He turns on the radio, which is loud. He sees the low fuel warning. He gets a gas can. The woman says, "Oh babe, I forgot, I got a small scratch on the back of the car, but it should be fine." The man sees the heavily damaged car and screams in frustration.
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