Hey, you riding that bike out there? Where'd you get it? Stolen from my house, boy. Stolen from my house two weeks ago. I'm calling the police right now, brother. Calling the police right now. You wanna give it back? You want me to call the police? Which one? I paid 10 bucks for it! Well, who'd you pay 10 bucks for? I'm calling the police. Let's mo
I am not MAGA. I am not a Republican. I was a lifelong Democrat who left the party about a year ago when I realized it was going in a bad direction. Now, what I see is that people hate Trump, Republicans, MAGA, whatever you want to call it, so much they have blinders on and they don't see the dangers in front of them. Okay? You don't have to be MAG
If the government tries to mandate my parenting... Decisions to mind. Back off, I'll take you on. It's gonna take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, we're headstrong. Back off, I'll take you on. It's gonna take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. And this is not where you belong. Don't mess with Mama. The government should not try
THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO YOUR DOG BUT NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND. You can say to your dog but not your girlfriend. What did you just do? Am I going to have to rub your nose in that? Come! I'm going to give you a bath and then a nice bone. Grab the ball. Get off the mailman.
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