Hi, I think that you're so pretty. Your beauty is easy to see. And if you find me attractive I can give you my number, but if not I have a plan B. Plan B: if you don't want to, I will fuck him. So please I hope you like me, I don't want him to fuck me. So can I get your number please? I have a boyfriend.
Excuse me, did it hurt? When you fell from heaven. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Have we met before? I keep seeing you in my dreams. There's something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it. Do you like raisins? How about a date?
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Excuse me. Hello? How are you doing? My car broke down. Okay, so why are you talking to me when I'm trying to talk to you? My car broke down. Okay, so why are you ignoring me and getting back in the car? I'm not ignoring you. My car broke down. I understand that. I'm trying to help you get it out of the road. You can't do anything. You're not anyth
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