How many languages do you speak? Listen carefully. Parlez-vous français? They want to know if you speak French. No, no, I know, I know. No, no, no hablo francés. Yo hablo español. Español! Español! Allez me chercher le poivron. Oh, tout de suite! Excellent. Bien. Très bien. What are they talking about? How would I know? They're going to send me to
Insults are a form of endearment in Ireland. I was in Ireland, and I had, you know, done a gig, and I was outside having a smoke, a couple of friends around. This drunk Irish dude, short, walks right up to me and says, 'Jeez, you're a bit mean-looking c*nt.' And my friends started getting pissy, like, 'Hey, hey, hey!' I was like, 'No, no, no, relax
I couldn't even sit for five minutes while we're all speaking about our dead children. Is Protecting Americans a Priority? When Jessica was testifying, there were members during the hearing who fell asleep, who were on their phones and telling her that they were sick of hearing stories like hers, that they had better things to do. CAPITOL HILL. MS.
The Ghetto Bunch. Yo, what up my peeps? Chillin' homie, you lookin' fly. Man, this place is whack, let's bounce. Fo shizzle my nizzle, straight up. You trippin' girl, keep it real. Word. We outie. Listen up little homie, life's rough out here in these mean streets. For real playa, tell me more. You gotta hustle, baby girl, don't let these fools pla
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