How the baby calculated his mother. A boy is sitting on a couch with a banana. A woman approaches him. The boy pretends to throw the banana, making the woman duck. He then throws a soft toy at her head. The woman reacts with surprise and laughter, while the boy also laughs and lies down.
first time making friends. Imagine if I fell down and it landed on I landed on my clit and then I went, 'Yeah!' It just felt really good. I just kept like landing over and over on the same bar. Who are you? What? Hi.
Hi, I'm Susan Bennett from Framingham, Massachusetts. What's your name? I am Dral'hul from Hell. Are you also from the Boston area? I was birthed by flames and the wailing of tormented souls. Oh. That's why I had an epidural. Do you enjoy being a demon? It's okay. Must be hard having people afraid of you all the time. You... You know, actually, it
POV: When you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so the amount gets lower every second. (Sighs, then a sad 'Ohhh...')
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