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avatar Anthony Miller

I can't hide myself I don't expect you to understand I just hope I can explain what it's like to be a man it's a lonely road and they don't care about what you know it's not about how you feel but what you provide inside that home yeah I know this life can really beat you down you wanna scream but you won't make a sound got so much weight that you'

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avatar John Paul

This is adorable and will make you smile

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

Can I have some? That's it. You're a baby. You get a whole sandwich and I get a sample. I'm young, not stupid. Good evening, are you ready to order? Yes, but I have one question. Of course. Why is the kids' menu so small? Because it's for children. Then why is my appetite not small? Okay, what would you like? Everything. Everything? Yes, I'm growin

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avatar Agni Gauss

Me to the DMV employee as they verify my height and weight as loud as can be. Quiet! Quiet! What's wrong with you? Are you a sick person?

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avatar Mark Manson

POV: Arnold is narrating National Geographic. Here is Arnold Schwarzenegger narrating a National Geographic movie. Then the bumblebee, he's flying around in a circle, he's trying to get something to eat. He's very hungry and he's nourished to get yummy in the tummy. He's crazy, he's a little cute fellow. He wants to get nectar to get yummy in this

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

Names Roofus Moonshiner. Yesterday, I was laying on the couch when I heard Daddy open refrigerator. I jumped up immediately. Could've been cheese. Could've been chicken. Could've been a life-changin' opportunity. Turns out he grabbed a bottle of water. I stared at him like he'd just betrayed the family. All that excitement for WATER? I walked outsi

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