I come home from work, I'm feening for an eight ball. I got crack on my mind, I'm hearing cocaine call, telling me to beep the dealer to deliver me stuff. Keep it a secret from my wife 'cause she thinks I don't use drugs. There I was, bleeding from my nose and...
YES, HE BIT 24 PEOPLE. IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG, I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM. YES, HE BIT: 6 PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS... 4 PEOPLE WEARING HILLARY T-SHIRTS... 2 CAR DRIVERS WITH BERNIE SANDERS BUMPER STICKERS... 9 TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR BUTT CRACKS... 2 FLAG BURNERS... AND...
Hard Anime Moments. The worst she can say is no. Day 47/1000 of finding the hardest anime moments. Come on In. This is a hold up! Thanks, but jokes like that are bad for your health. I just died in your arms tonight. It must have been something you said.
She picked up a bat. Oh. So what you gonna do? You gonna break her fingers, too? You can't beat up a woman? Why not? Because she's a woman. That's like misogynistic. You the one being misogynistic. I ain't mention her gender. You the one bringing up her being a woman and shit. I don't give a f*** about her gender. I'm an equal opportunity ass-whoop
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