I don't go to the award show and talk about it when I'm getting my award. It's like, it's like Ricky Gervais said in a skit of his, you know, he said, 'If you do win an award tonight, please don't use it as a platform to make a political speech, right? You're in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world
she should pay for it. If she wants to leave, my point is if she makes the decision to leave, she should pay for it. If you want to leave, that's totally fine, but you should pay to raise your kid. Is it not his child as well? And he should pay for the time. That's why I said fifty-fifty custody off the bat, no child support, no alimony. So she get
Get ready to learn old ways. We're going to need them. Do you know how people used to keep meat through the winter before electricity and vacuum sealing? They did it with a traditional smokehouse like this. The smartest part is that the fire and the meat are kept completely separate. A fire is built outside first, not to cook the meat, but to keep
100 kg, 100 °C, 100 V, 100 t, 100 px, 100 lm, 100 GB, Loading Error, This object is too heavy to load, OK, 100 m. A small white creature with a magic wand transforms dumbbells by changing their units of measurement, leading to various comical and absurd outcomes.
You were deliberately poisoned. I can't believe the CDC director had the nerve to say this. The problem is not the science of creating the vaccine, the problem was the public policy and how to use the vaccine. The vaccine should have never been mandated. It wasn't never meant to prevent transmission. It didn't prevent transmission. Probably was a m
I had this old girl tell me I had a little pecker one time. I said, 'Yeah, but my mouth will change your whole perspective on life.' She goes, 'You're gonna have to show me that.' So I got on down there and got about that far away from it, started blowing air in that motherfucker. She was like, 'Oh, what are you doing?' I said, 'You feel all that a
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