IF YOU HAD JESUS CHRIST YOU SAY TO HIM AT ALL TIMES If you had five minutes with Jesus Christ, what would you say to him? You can have five minutes with Jesus Christ at all times.
There are a lot of men chasing us. Well, there should be, because you're a very good-looking man. If I didn't have a girlfriend, I would take a run at you. I'd put you in a bubble bath, I'd put some water wings on you, and I'd smack your whole bottom. But listen, here's what we do, guys. Easy, easy. Look at you, you're giggling at me. I'll take yo
Being a man in America used to mean loving guns, girls and bacon
Now it's overrun with anti gun vegan fairies
No, you don't understand. I really tried this time. Yeah, I really tried. Hair man. This is as good as I can do. Well, shout out to everybody out there, man. And I still failed. This will you if you feel alone in the...
Trump did NOT say, he's cutting your benefits to: Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security. Democrats Either post video proof, or have the decency to admit that Democrat Politicians are Blatant Liars! (repeated across panels) We came to put this in a joke on you spotless motherfuckers
Mr. Trump, do you think Tim Walls is really retarded? Well, that's a very interesting question. He put tampons in the Air Force One presidential bathroom. Could you imagine Sleepy Joe coming across tampons in his bathroom? Oh, look, it's polio string cheese. Don't ever ask me about retarded, okay? Elon is calling. Let's see what he wants. Yes, I w
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