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That's hilarious! I just died laughing!! for calling the phone company. My name is Wanda. How may I help you? Bitch, why did I have to wait over five minutes for you to answer this phone? Ma'am, I apologize for the long wait time. Do you know who I am? Not yet. You haven't given me your name. My name is Bridget, and I need you to fucking pay attent
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