That's hilarious! I just died laughing!! for calling the phone company. My name is Wanda. How may I help you? Bitch, why did I have to wait over five minutes for you to answer this phone? Ma'am, I apologize for the long wait time. Do you know who I am? Not yet. You haven't given me your name. My name is Bridget, and I need you to fucking pay attent
Lad fat are healthy. You've been lied to for decades. They told you lard equals fat plus heart disease, but guess what? That was never true. Margarine companies and veggie oil brands spent millions telling you their product was healthier. Reality check: the trans fats in margarine are way worse for your heart than the natural fats in lard. Look at
She ain't methin around... What's up brother? Do you remember me from the other day or no? No. Why were you up in those people's faces? Because they giggled about a conversation that they overheard. Okay. They shouldn't have brought their kids out to a Mexican restaurant and then giggle about another person's conversation if they was afraid for the
You finally found a page dedicated to Must See TV Moments! When daytime TV forgets it's daytime TV. So I think you might like it a little wet. I think I'm gonna like it wet. Okay. So we're gonna go wet too. And you put two fingers in the front and two fingers in the back. I mean, what is going on here? Now I want you to try. Um, two fingers in the
POV: my big brother comes to my room. The only thing wrong I found with this scenario is that he closed the door after performing his brotherly duties. Like if you're gonna close the door, at least fart before you leave so you can form an open air Dutch oven. Other than that, his form was impeccable, a pure 9 out of 10 on the brotherly annoyance sc
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