I ordered a Chinese takeout last night. As I got in the car I heard the bag rustle. So I look over and saw a pair of eyes looking out the top of the bag at me, then disappear back inside. I was so scared nearly sh!t myself, I looked and saw it again. I ran back into the shop with the bag and asked the Chinese man what the feck was going on! He said
I will never understand those people that say, "Whoa, too much information." You cannot give me enough information. Like, of course, I want to know how your bowels are moving.
You heard of the Bechdel test? Yeah, of course, yeah, yeah. Would you mind explaining it to this woman? Carolyn, you know what the Bechdel test is, right? Yeah, where women have a conversation that isn't about a man. Did you make her stay for this? You really shouldn't be talking about me. OF THE BECHDEL TEST? YEAH YEAH EXPLAINING THIS YOU KNOW TES
People don't know this, but this is actually the right way to eat a cinnamon roll. We start by unraveling it from the center. And that is not the correct way to eat a cinnamon roll. That is not the way you're supposed to do it. That is some false ass information about the cinnamon roll and I don't appreciate it! You're gonna have all these goofy as
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