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avatar Anthony Miller

I recall the night that you came into this world. I couldn't believe the doctor when he said it's a little girl. Oh, I said, now doctor, you must be wrong. You see, I wanted a boy. Then he laid you in my arms and my heart sang with joy. Daddy's girl. Daddy's girl. I recall the time I took you to a baseball game. You brought along your baby doll and

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When I hear someone trying to steal my shit box at 3 AM, but they can't get it to start either

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avatar Sophia Rich

Excuse me, where's my waitress? She's coming. Ha, ha.

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avatar Anthony Miller

Trying to pick up girls alone Vs... Excuse me? Excuse me? No. No, no. I love your dog. Get the f**k away from us. I'm not interested. No thanks. Just wanted to say you're very pretty. Thank you, but no thank you. She's so cute. Oh, thank you so much. She's so cute. The dog's so cute. She's a cutie. Are you single? I

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avatar Anthony Miller

Tigers are solitary animals, they love huge personal space. Lions are clingy and social animals.

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