I saw a fat woman at the bus stop yesterday. So I asked her, 'When's it due?' She said, 'I'm not pregnant, you rude prick.' I said, 'I meant the bus, you fat bitch.' Ha.
I bet she didn't see that coming 😂. Michael, hypothetical situation. If I died in a foreign country, uh, let's choose Jerusalem just because. If I died in Jerusalem and it costs $30,000 to ship me home, or $500 to bury me there, what would you choose? I would pay $30,000 to ship you home. You would? I'm shocked by that. Why would you pay the $30,00
This pompilid wasp is unfazed by the heat. And with sensitive antenna, she can detect creatures hiding in the sand. No longer than a paper clip, she will move over two buckets of sand to unearth her victim. A golden wheel spider. The wasp's sting will paralyze. The spider's bite is lethal. When these desert gladiators clash, the spider rarely comes
Holy fuck, bro. I almost just went in this on-ramp. There's no signs blocking it off, and I thought I was fucking high. That's just a pit on the on-ramp. What the fuck? They don't have this shit blocked off or nothing. Watch, this guy's coming. There's a guy coming behind me. Yeah. Oh, is he gonna fucking go? Holy shit. Oh, it's water. I am high. D
Oh my God, guess what? This is Saghar Gholami, a 19-year-old virgin that's about to be executed. Why is it important that I mention she's a virgin? Here, stick around and you'll find out. In early January, Saghar Gholami was arrested. No, she did not kill anyone, she didn't rape anyone, she didn't burn anyone. She literally committed no crime, exce
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