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I got a dozen or so.... If the Dr tells me I got 30 days to live just know there's a handful of mfkrs that have about 5 days to live. You were the first thing that I thought of when...
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Internet, do your homework. National Security Advisor in the Biden team, Jake Sullivan, telling everyone, 'Oh, everything's basically cool in the Middle East.' And then October 7th happens. These were your experts in the past. Since January the 20th, since the President was sworn in, our war fighters have killed 1031 jihadis who've been permanently
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