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avatar Charlie Chocolate

If you thought we were woke before, you done went and woke the beast. Welcome to Woke 2.0. I don't see Republicans or Democrats calling for the death of people. It is always the woke people, including, by the way, me. I got four death tweets yesterday, and it's only the woke. But then they say, 'We're the people of love and progress,' and then they

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avatar Agni Gauss

The treat every problem as your dog would. If you can't eat it, or fuck it, piss on it, and walk away.

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avatar Jeremy Jordan

So I get home from work and I pack me a bowl because it's been a long day and my heart feels cold and I scream at the top of my lungs where the fuck is my lighter?

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avatar John Paul

My husband told me we were doing this new trend. Says she want to dance but she don't know how to... Come on, come on. Oh, let me get over. Are you sure you can do this? Yeah, I can do it. I'm going to count down from three and then you're going to flip me on three. Okay. All right. One, two, three.

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avatar Anthony Miller

@LONGTRACK_JACK

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avatar John Paul

A hundred days have made me older since the last time that I saw your pretty face. A thousand lines have made me colder and I don't think I can look at this the same. But all the miles that separate and disappear now when I'm dreaming of your face. I'm here without you, baby, but you're still on my mind.

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