I'm going to need you to walk through this sentence with me. The mayor of Danbury, Connecticut, who admitted he was an illegal alien, now says that the city will hire illegal aliens as police officers. Work through that one, because I'm being entirely serious. So the Danbury City Council just voted to allow non-citizen legal permanent residents and
A woman is lifted by a man to dunk a basketball. The crowd cheers. A man then explains or reacts to the situation, gesturing with his hands. He says it's his turn to stand still, and then she jumps and scores a basket. Finally, a man laughs.
In the beginning, we were all fish, okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands, and it had butt sex with a squir
WHAT GOD MAKES PERFECT TOMCAT REMIX. KINDNESS FEEDS EVERYONE. CHANGE STARTS WITH KINDNESS. Food Hope Better Days. Great faith, great love. I require of you in this stage of work. You may stumble if you're careless. Or if God's work is not like before. What God makes perfect is the faith of mankind. One cannot see it, one cannot touch it. God change
So, Li. How's the trash talk coming in? Have you learned anything new? I'm not sure if I can say that. I learned a new word. Shithead. Okay. Is that... I can say that? I'm not sure, but they said if you don't talk with somebody trash talk, you just a shithead. Something like that. Did Desiree teach you that one? Yes, you know that. See? Shithead he
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