I'm in my hotel. I just realized I look like a wizard in this. Anyway, um, I wanted to eat... not redoing this. I wanted, I've been out all day. Sorry, I haven't really spoken to anyone today. Been out all day, so I just thought I'd come back to her hotel and I'll have some ramen. But I asked if they could bring me up a bowl, but this is the size o
Bro accidentally made one of the smoothest pickuplines. Pick up a girl wearing a garbage bag. You also can't use the letter "E". Challing... accptd-d. Damn it. Hi. I... Am... Barney. Damn it! There's an E in my name! My word for this guy... Is Barno. Barno. You look... not ugly. Your... dial thing... Is what? Do you want to just go back to my place
Taxed on every single paycheck for 45 years... Only to watch elites send trillions overseas while telling you Social Security is dry. Honey, tell me how your love runs true. And how I can always count on you.
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