I'm invisible, looking at my ears like I'm out of dumb Everybody needs to be a part of them Never be enough, I'm the prodigal son I'm born to run, I'm born to stay Whip, whip, run me like a racehorse Pull me like a risk course Break me down and build me up I wanna be the flip, flip Word up on your lip, lip Ready to rip, rip Break me down and build
What do you hear?
Bart Simpson bouncing
Rotating pirate ship
that isn't my receipt
Lobsters in motion
That is embarrassing
Lactates in pharmacy
Baptism piracy
That isn't mercy
Completely legal traffic hack: Look at them imbeciles. They were lining up for about 200 meters. I'm gonna show you a hack, okay? Look, watch this. I'm a fucking genius when it comes to road rules. Watch this. They're still lining up, right? They're still lining up. You go round the roundabout. Watch this. I've fucking beaten the Matrix, mate. Fucked us all. Sucked in, cunts.
DON'T MAKE FUN OF LIBERALS WITHOUT ME
Damn, that's a crazy shirt. Yo, yo bro. That shirt's a little crazy. It went out in public. Oh, you don't fuck with it? I don't know, bro. There's a door over there. You can go fucking hit yourself with it. Oh, alright.
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